JUST GOOGLE IT

I think I've done a fairly good job at not complaining throughout my blog thus far. So naturally I must put one thing in here. I think the most frustrating thing about JFRC is that the SLAs act like they will be helpful. They always say that they are willing to help and to come to them, and when you do 9 out of 10 times there answer is "Just Google It"
Things I have asked or I have heard other people ask:

-I'm confused with these direction, is there a faster way to get there? "Just google map it"

-Upon hearing them talk about watching a tv show someone asked..."What site are you watching the show on; I cannot figure out how to watch American television"...just google it

-What are some cheap things to do around Rome?...........Just google it

-tonight, the question that drove me to this rant....spoken to the SLA who is fluent in Italian, "I know that we aren't suppose to ask you for homework help, but seeing as we don't have a book and I only have 2 other people in my class, I was wondering if you could explain this grammar to me (literally a small thing)"
Response: Look in your book or ask a class mate
Me: I'm in 251, we don't have a book and there are only 3 of us (other 2 didn't know answer...paper due tomorrow evening...)
Response: JUST GOOGLE IT

Thanks for all the help JFRC, really, you've been wonderful to every student...I have heard no complaints about how helpful you are to everyone.